Programming parody cards that hit way too close to home.

A collectible set for devs, designers, and anyone who’s explained “git rebase” one too many times.

  • The absurd desk gift your favorite dev didn’t know they needed.
  • Works as “sprint poker” if RTO already broke your soul.
  • Collect rare holos like Legacy Code Curse and Endless Stand-up.
  • 18-card Founders Deck launching Christmas 2025 on Kickstarter.
  • Warning: may trigger pair-programming flashbacks.

Target: Christmas 2025 · 18-card “Founders Deck” via Kickstarter

What this is

A parody collectible set about programming culture. AI-assisted concepts, human-edited art, vector-cleaned, and printed for real.

How to use it

Laugh at your pain. Gift it. Or swap your sprint poker cards and finally give “Scope Change” a 21.

Why it exists

Bugs, meetings, and legacy nightmares deserve trading cards. Coffee icons and holo foils included.

Sample Cards

A taste of the set’s categories and tone — collectible, absurd, and a little too real for anyone who’s touched production code.

Example parody programming cards: Hacked by F12, LeetCode Hiring, Pair Programming
Preview: “Hacked by F12,” “LeetCode,” and “Pair Programming.”

Gift Ideas

Scientifically peer-reviewed by at least three rubber ducks.

  • New-hire icebreaker: break the ice, not prod.
  • Secret Santa: when your budget is $20 and your colleague is 10x.
  • Team retro prize: award for “Best Bug Title in Jira.”
  • Spouse gift: “I don’t know what you do, but I know it’s painful.”

Kickstarter Launch

The Founders Deck goes live on Kickstarter for Christmas 2025. Back it early for exclusive perks, foils, and bragging rights.

Back on Kickstarter

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How it’s made

After 32 years of shipping code (and occasionally breaking prod), I’ve learned to treat new tools the way I once treated the “fancy new mouse”: suspicious at first, then indispensable once I realized I didn’t have to live in Vim forever.

Same here: we use a mix of sketches, modern helpers, and old-school polish. Think of it like a pull request: AI suggests a cursed one-liner, and a human comes in with a proper refactor so it actually runs.

  • Concept pass: rough doodles, cursed notes, and “commit message energy.”
  • Illustrate & edit: a human fixes the nightmare fuel, makes it funny, and gives the dev six fingers back down to five.
  • Vector & prep: crisp lines, color cleanup, and no “works on my machine” artifacts.
  • Collectible layer: rarities, edition marks, and details only someone who’s read the Agile Manifesto twice will catch.
  • Yes, we let an LLM draft ideas—because what dev doesn’t copy-paste half their code from Stack Overflow (or AI) anyway?
  • Every card still gets a full human pass before print.
  • Prototypes via MPC (real cardboard, not laser printer stock).
  • Easter eggs everywhere: TODOs, suspicious regexes, and a few commits signed by “merge-bot.”

In short: AI is the intern, humans are the code reviewers, and coffee is still the build system.

Before / After (placeholder)

Left: “ship it Friday.” Right: “actually tested it Monday.” (Image coming soon.)

Sketch Phase

Looks like pseudocode at 2 a.m.—technically correct, the worst kind of correct.

Illustrator Pass

Removed spaghetti keyboards, added Easter eggs. Priorities.

Print Test

Not staging, not localhost:3000—actual cardboard in hand. (Add photo.)

Easter Eggs

Find the hidden TODOs, tabs-vs-spaces flame wars, and a rogue semicolon.

Collectibility

We went full “trading card nerd”: icons, frames, rarities, edition stamps, and hidden jokes. Yes, they’re binder-worthy.

Icons & Frames

Card frames by category:
☕ Coffee = energy
🐛 Bug = chaos
📝 Sticky = planning
💻 Laptop = dev work

Themes range from grimy [Legacy Code] to neon [Hackathon].

Fibonacci Rarity

Common: 2–3 · Uncommon: 5–8 · Rare holos: 13–21.

Perfect for arguing about estimates during stand-up.

0th Edition Agile Set

Early decks are stamped 0th. Future expansions may include a Waterfall set or a dreaded Legacy pack.

Foil Madness

Select cards get holo treatments. Because shiny cardboard = instant credibility.

Easter Eggs

Binary scribbles, TODOs, sneaky QR gags. Jokes inside jokes.

Binder Worthy

TCG-grade cardstock, crisp edges, pro-level finish. Sleeve, trade, or scatter during retro.

Reviews (questionably real)

Totally unbiased feedback from extremely trustworthy professionals.

“I’ve experienced one or two of these bugs before. Maybe three. Tops.”
Grepory “grep -R” McSearchface, Senior Line-Count Optimizer
“As an LLM model, I cannot provide glowing reviews of a card game I haven’t actually played. But the packaging looks acceptable.”
Ashton L. L. Model, Prompt Accountability Officer
“It’s fine. Better than that ‘World’s Okayest Programmer’ mug he got me. ”
Null “NPE” Pointerson, Runtime Philosopher
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“I tried using these for sprint poker. We argued about Fibonacci for 45 minutes and called it ‘planning.’”
Agatha “Points” Fibonacci, Meeting Enthusiast (Unpaid)
“Printing quality: 8/10. Existential dread: 13/10.”
Segfaulteena CoreDump, Panic Handler
“I gave a deck to my PM. They scheduled a meeting about it.”
Yamlbert Indentation III, Spaces Ambassador
“These cards reminded me of work. I do not like that.”
Stack O. Verflow, Copy-Paste Curator
“I thought this was a real game. It’s not. Still laughed once.”
Regexinald Backtracker, Lookbehind Specialist
Disclaimer: These reviews are satire. No actual careers were harmed (merge bots, maybe).

FAQ

Are these AI-generated?

They’re AI-assisted. We use AI to explore concepts quickly, then a human illustrator redraws and edits the artwork. Final cards are cleaned up and prepared for print.

Where do you ship?

First run: US-only. We’ll expand as volume allows.

Printing?

Prototypes via MPC on real trading-card stock. Foil experiments are planned as stretch goals.

Is this a real game?

It’s a parody collectible set. Make up house rules if you want (we like “Sprint Poker”).

Can I use these for sprint poker?

Yes. Friendly tip: “Friday Deploy” is always a 34.

What’s the quality like?

Standard TCG-grade cardstock, full color, crisp edges.

How many cards are in the first set?

18 in the Founders Deck. More later.

Will these be worth money someday?

Collectibles are unpredictable. Buy for laughs first.

Can I gift these?

Absolutely—perfect for coworkers and dev friends.

Who are these for?

Devs, designers, PMs, tech leads—plus anyone who enjoys loving complaints about software.

Do you accept bug reports?

Yes—file in Jira, assign to yourself, and close immediately.

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Disclaimer: Subscribing may increase coffee intake and sprint-poker usage.

Press Kit

Logos, card images, and a quick blurb—so your article doesn’t 404.

Logos

Download our logo in SVG or PNG (light and dark).

Sample Cards

ZIP with 3–5 high-res card images. Perfect for your “dev culture” hot take.

Press Blurb

Coder Cards is a satirical trading-card project about developer life. AI-assisted concepts, human-edited illustrations, printed on real trading-card stock. The 18-card Founders Deck launches via Kickstarter for Christmas 2025, with future expansions and foils planned. Giftable, ridiculous, sprint-poker-ready.

Founder Quotes

“We just wanted to laugh at our own pain.”
“Cards for people who schedule deploys at 4:59 PM.”
“Like Pokémon, but for folks who cry in Jira.”

Photos

Product and lifestyle shots: desks, laptops, coffee, foils. Download ZIP

Contact

For press: [email protected]
Socials: Twitter/X · Reddit · Product Hunt

[debug notes — ignore]

LLMs aren’t the end-all of human creativity. They’re pattern engines with great bedside manner—excellent at autocomplete, mediocre at epiphany. They don’t feel the 2 a.m. heartbeat of a failing deploy or the oddly specific joy of fixing a race condition you can’t reproduce on anyone else’s machine. They’re tools, like a compiler or that one colleague who answers Slack at impossible speeds: helpful, opinionated, occasionally wrong, and blissfully unconcerned with your code review.

Still, this family of methods has powered real breakthroughs. Consider protein folding: for decades, biology’s riddle wasn’t just “what does this sequence do?” but “what shape does it take?”—because a protein’s 3D structure is its function. Misfold one and you change chemistry, health, and sometimes a life. Predicting those structures used to be a grind of wet-lab work, cryo-EM time, and patience that could be measured in years. Modern AI models learned to infer those shapes from amino-acid sequences with startling accuracy, compressing timelines from “maybe next decade” to “by the time lunch arrives.” That doesn’t just win benchmarks: it unlocks faster drug discovery, enzyme design, and answers in areas where guesswork was the default. Humanity quietly gained a map where there had been fog.

And on a far humbler note, those same ideas also helped me bring some levity to programmers—sketching concepts that I refined into these cards, so we can roll our eyes together at bugs, meetings, and merge conflicts. If AI’s greatest accomplishment is helping crack protein folding, its second greatest is clearly CodingCards: an authoritative catalog of developer pain in shiny cardboard. Important for science? No. Important for morale? Let’s call it a strong “probably.”

As for practical uses, it’s neck-and-neck between saving years of lab work and saving you from buying another novelty mug.