A parody collectible set about programming culture. AI-assisted concepts, human-edited art, vector-cleaned, and printed for real.
A collectible set for devs, designers, and anyone who’s explained “git rebase” one too many times.
A parody collectible set about programming culture. AI-assisted concepts, human-edited art, vector-cleaned, and printed for real.
Laugh at your pain. Gift it. Or swap your sprint poker cards and finally give “Scope Change” a 21.
Bugs, meetings, and legacy nightmares deserve trading cards. Coffee icons and holo foils included.
A taste of the set’s categories and tone — collectible, absurd, and a little too real for anyone who’s touched production code.
Scientifically peer-reviewed by at least three rubber ducks.
The Founders Deck goes live on Kickstarter for Christmas 2025. Back it early for exclusive perks, foils, and bragging rights.
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After 32 years of shipping code (and occasionally breaking prod), I’ve learned to treat new tools the way I once treated the “fancy new mouse”: suspicious at first, then indispensable once I realized I didn’t have to live in Vim forever.
Same here: we use a mix of sketches, modern helpers, and old-school polish. Think of it like a pull request: AI suggests a cursed one-liner, and a human comes in with a proper refactor so it actually runs.
In short: AI is the intern, humans are the code reviewers, and coffee is still the build system.
Left: “ship it Friday.” Right: “actually tested it Monday.” (Image coming soon.)
Looks like pseudocode at 2 a.m.—technically correct, the worst kind of correct.
Removed spaghetti keyboards, added Easter eggs. Priorities.
Not staging, not localhost:3000—actual cardboard in hand. (Add photo.)
Find the hidden TODOs, tabs-vs-spaces flame wars, and a rogue semicolon.
We went full “trading card nerd”: icons, frames, rarities, edition stamps, and hidden jokes. Yes, they’re binder-worthy.
Card frames by category:
☕ Coffee = energy
🐛 Bug = chaos
📝 Sticky = planning
💻 Laptop = dev work
Themes range from grimy [Legacy Code] to neon [Hackathon].
Common: 2–3 · Uncommon: 5–8 · Rare holos: 13–21.
Perfect for arguing about estimates during stand-up.
Early decks are stamped 0th. Future expansions may include a Waterfall set or a dreaded Legacy pack.
Select cards get holo treatments. Because shiny cardboard = instant credibility.
Binary scribbles, TODOs, sneaky QR gags. Jokes inside jokes.
TCG-grade cardstock, crisp edges, pro-level finish. Sleeve, trade, or scatter during retro.
Totally unbiased feedback from extremely trustworthy professionals.
“I’ve experienced one or two of these bugs before. Maybe three. Tops.”
“As an LLM model, I cannot provide glowing reviews of a card game I haven’t actually played. But the packaging looks acceptable.”
“It’s fine. Better than that ‘World’s Okayest Programmer’ mug he got me. ”
“I tried using these for sprint poker. We argued about Fibonacci for 45 minutes and called it ‘planning.’”
“Printing quality: 8/10. Existential dread: 13/10.”
“I gave a deck to my PM. They scheduled a meeting about it.”
“These cards reminded me of work. I do not like that.”
“I thought this was a real game. It’s not. Still laughed once.”
They’re AI-assisted. We use AI to explore concepts quickly, then a human illustrator redraws and edits the artwork. Final cards are cleaned up and prepared for print.
First run: US-only. We’ll expand as volume allows.
Prototypes via MPC on real trading-card stock. Foil experiments are planned as stretch goals.
It’s a parody collectible set. Make up house rules if you want (we like “Sprint Poker”).
Yes. Friendly tip: “Friday Deploy” is always a 34.
Standard TCG-grade cardstock, full color, crisp edges.
18 in the Founders Deck. More later.
Collectibles are unpredictable. Buy for laughs first.
Absolutely—perfect for coworkers and dev friends.
Devs, designers, PMs, tech leads—plus anyone who enjoys loving complaints about software.
Yes—file in Jira, assign to yourself, and close immediately.
Want to know when the Founders Deck drops? Add your email for launch news, early-bird promos, and occasional behind-the-scenes chaos.
We don’t sell your data. We barely sell cards yet.
Logos, card images, and a quick blurb—so your article doesn’t 404.
ZIP with 3–5 high-res card images. Perfect for your “dev culture” hot take.
Coder Cards is a satirical trading-card project about developer life. AI-assisted concepts, human-edited illustrations, printed on real trading-card stock. The 18-card Founders Deck launches via Kickstarter for Christmas 2025, with future expansions and foils planned. Giftable, ridiculous, sprint-poker-ready.
“We just wanted to laugh at our own pain.”
“Cards for people who schedule deploys at 4:59 PM.”
“Like Pokémon, but for folks who cry in Jira.”
Product and lifestyle shots: desks, laptops, coffee, foils. Download ZIP
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LLMs aren’t the end-all of human creativity. They’re pattern engines with great bedside manner—excellent at autocomplete, mediocre at epiphany. They don’t feel the 2 a.m. heartbeat of a failing deploy or the oddly specific joy of fixing a race condition you can’t reproduce on anyone else’s machine. They’re tools, like a compiler or that one colleague who answers Slack at impossible speeds: helpful, opinionated, occasionally wrong, and blissfully unconcerned with your code review.
Still, this family of methods has powered real breakthroughs. Consider protein folding: for decades, biology’s riddle wasn’t just “what does this sequence do?” but “what shape does it take?”—because a protein’s 3D structure is its function. Misfold one and you change chemistry, health, and sometimes a life. Predicting those structures used to be a grind of wet-lab work, cryo-EM time, and patience that could be measured in years. Modern AI models learned to infer those shapes from amino-acid sequences with startling accuracy, compressing timelines from “maybe next decade” to “by the time lunch arrives.” That doesn’t just win benchmarks: it unlocks faster drug discovery, enzyme design, and answers in areas where guesswork was the default. Humanity quietly gained a map where there had been fog.
And on a far humbler note, those same ideas also helped me bring some levity to programmers—sketching concepts that I refined into these cards, so we can roll our eyes together at bugs, meetings, and merge conflicts. If AI’s greatest accomplishment is helping crack protein folding, its second greatest is clearly CodingCards: an authoritative catalog of developer pain in shiny cardboard. Important for science? No. Important for morale? Let’s call it a strong “probably.”
As for practical uses, it’s neck-and-neck between saving years of lab work and saving you from buying another novelty mug.